4.5 The Deadly Spawn

A meteorite containing a flesh-eating Alien™ crash lands in Camp Crystal Lake near a small suburb. Making a flooded cellar its lair, the creature begins devouring the homeowners and starts growing into a massive three-headed worm with more teeth than a Ghost Shark! If that wasn’t enough, Momma’s pregnant and she gives birth to hundreds of penis tadpoles that want to get deep inside of you and eat you out! With Uncle Frasier Crane getting served up like tossed salads and scrambled eggs and his stuck-up astronomer brother Pete losing his grip on reality, it’s left to young monster movie fanatic Charles to go full Tommy Jarvis on the star beast to save the day! Granny Van Daam and Punished Simon Bossell are bringing the heat in this independent film classic from the Garden State and home of the Dumpster trio–New Jersey! Slurp down some of Lord Crumb’s green grool and don’t make a sound! This ain’t no Return of the Aliens, so forget Ripley and the flamethrower because we are about to get ripped apart by The Deadly Spawn!

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