3.2 Valentine

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cupid has a knife, and he’s coming for you! After Katherine Heigl gets Drew Barrymore’d, a group of affluent women receive elaborate Riddler notes signed by JM, a mysterious stalker out for their blood. Could it have anything to do with young Jeremy Melton that they humiliated at their junior high Valentine’s dance? Nah, it’s probably just Pumpkinhead. David Boreanaz stops by to do his best Mrs. Doubtfire impression and Denise Richards returns to the MDU for a Valentine’s Day event. Light some candles to set the mood, open up that box of chocolate covered maggots, and throw on your favorite Static-X slow jam, because we want you to be our Valentine!

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Logo Artwork by David De Forne.