2.7 In Pursuit

Daniel Baldwin is a terrible lawyer that can’t seem to get a break. That is, until he’s framed for murder by a German super model? Al from Quantum Leap? Both at once? With the help of his lawyer and her cat, he sets out to clear his name and get drunk in La Paz. This isn’t the Hardy Boys or a Nancy Drew Mystery, it’s just Daniel Baldwin and Coolio in your vicinity. Take some photos of a fake car accident, pretend you don’t understand Spanish, and shoot down that tequila because we are about to fight a cougar while In Pursuit.

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2.6 Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Trying to cash in on the Blair Witch Project hype, Jeffrey “Jeff” Donovan takes a group of played out stereotypes into the woods on a tour of locations from the film. Except, they are actual historical locations or something and the witch is real…but she might not be? Throw on a pot of coffee, pull up a chair, and get your eyeballs right up to that monitor, because we’re staring blankly into Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2.

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2.5 Luck of The Irish

Kyle Johnson is a high school basketball star without any heritage, until he finds out that for the love of Mike, he’s actually a leprechaun! With the help of his friends and his potato chip tycoon grandpa Henry Gibson, Kyle might take down the Saint of the Step, in a life or death basketball game. Grab your green beer, catch that flying pot of corn beef and cabbage, take a shot of Jameson, and eat yerself an Irish potato! Saints preserve us, this is the Luck of the Irish.

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2.4 Bleeders

In 1652, the King of Holland told the noble families to stop with the incest, so the Van Daams packed up and moved to America. Now, Robert Smith’s search for a cure to his rare blood disease leads him to the Van Daam family home, guarded by a granny with a shotgun. “A sauced Rutger Hauer battles mutants that feed on embalming fluid in an underground cavern,” sounds a lot better on paper. Secure your birthright, eat that pickled baby, and stay clear of open graves because we are about to get Van Daminated by Hemoglobin aka Bleeders!

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2.3 The Punisher (1989)

When a power struggle between the Mafia and Yakuza emerges, Dolph Lundgren drags his sweaty, naked ass out of the sewers to bring death and destruction to both sides. Louis Gossett Jr. also throws a pizza at a wiseguy. Paint on your beard, ready your RC car, and don’t even think about asking why there’s no skull on his shirt, because we’re about to be judged by The Punisher.

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